Coffee, Gas, and Rumor Mongering

I have a joke for you:

This old woman comes into this nice coffee shop and starts telling all the other patrons inside that they shouldn't be buying anything from this store because its parent company has ties to an Islamic terrorist organization.

One employee finally overhears this old woman's rumor mongering and publicly calls her on it-- asking her what evidence she has to support this allegation.

Old Lady: "Well, I have this friend in Israeli intelligence . . . "

Employee: "Oh, what's their name?"

Old Lady: "I can't tell you that-- it's a SECRET!"

Employee: "Yeah, most IMAGINARY friends are . . . ."



So, what have we learned here?

<sarcasm>Every time you buy a latte, a terrorist gets his "wings"-- but it's still okay to give your gas money to Saudi Arabia.</sarcasm>