If I just get enough sleep-- eat the right foods-- exercise sensibly and regularly--
If I just go to the right school-- pick the right major-- study diligently--
If I just join the right Greek organization-- cultivate the right friendships-- build my network--
If I just wear the right clothing-- say the right things-- land the perfect job--
If I just buy the right car, the right house-- find the perfect mate-- have perfect children--
(Excuse me, but if our society is going to PROGRAM us with all these crazy notions-- could it please at least avoid using massively nested IF statements?! THANK YOU!)
;)
No comments:
Post a Comment