Monday, July 16, 2007

Ten (10) Reasons Why I Wear Black

(stealing shamelessly from David Letterman's Top 10 concept here)

I wear black because . . .

10) I'm a ninja!

9) I'm trying to offset Tom Wolfe's "carbon footprint."

8) My prison tatts show through white cotton dress shirts.

7) I got a great deal at the Johnny Cash estate auction!

6) I've got a "man crush" on Darth Vader.

5) I'm still in mourning for the last jerk who critiqued my fashion sense.

4) typing #000000 is more fun than #FFFFFF.

3) Black is essential for national security.

2) it slenderizes!

1) it confuses recently animated zombies with cannibalistic tendencies.

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